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Membership in the Uptime Club is limited to admins who hit five nines, which allows about five minutes of downtime a year. Members only, since 2003. Made for sysadmins, on-call engineers and IT admins.
It’s the classic sysadmin troubleshooting joke: every network problem gets blamed on DNS, except for the rare time it turns out to be DHCP instead. Made for network admins, sysadmins and help-desk techs.
It’s the classic sysadmin troubleshooting joke: every network problem gets blamed on DNS, except for the rare time it turns out to be DHCP instead. Made for network admins, sysadmins and help-desk techs.
It’s the classic sysadmin troubleshooting joke: every network problem gets blamed on DNS, except for the rare time it turns out to be DHCP instead. Made for network admins, sysadmins and help-desk techs.
It’s the classic sysadmin troubleshooting joke: every network problem gets blamed on DNS, except for the rare time it turns out to be DHCP instead. Made for network admins, sysadmins and help-desk techs.
A glowing ghost trapped in a mason jar, held in an open hand. You finally caught the bug.
For the developer who has been just fixing one more bug since last Tuesday. A funny programmer hoodie.
A deadpan tactical penguin, headset on, guards the server rack. The servers will stay on. The hoodie for sysadmins and DevOps engineers.
A deadpan tactical penguin, headset on, guards the server rack. The servers will stay on. The mug for sysadmins and DevOps engineers.
A deadpan tactical penguin, headset on, guards the server rack. The servers will stay on. The tee for sysadmins and DevOps engineers.
A raccoon in a Ctrl Alt Tee hoodie, headlamp on, pulling a glowing network cable out of a dumpster full of old computers.
A scruffy raccoon in a Ctrl Alt Tee hoodie and headlamp holds a glowing green ethernet cable beside a dumpster of old computers.
A bold troubleshooting flowchart titled “Flowchart of My Life”: if it is working, do not touch it; if it is broken, blame the user. Printed on a garment-dyed Comfort Colors tee. Made for sysadmins, IT support and developers.
Something is haunting the CRT. A Data Ghost hoodie for the developer, sysadmin or IT person who blamed the legacy system, and was right.
It mimics a system log message to say that, like a locked-down policy, the sysadmin’s feelings have also been restricted by admin rights. Made for sysadmins, IT admins and help-desk techs.
It mimics a system log message to say that, like a locked-down policy, the sysadmin’s feelings have also been restricted by admin rights. Made for sysadmins, IT admins and help-desk techs.