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Membership in the Uptime Club is limited to admins who hit five nines, which allows about five minutes of downtime a year. Members only, since 2003. Made for sysadmins, on-call engineers and IT admins.
Accept all cookies. Especially the gingerbread kind. A funny cookie banner joke on a knit-look ugly Christmas sweatshirt.
It’s the classic sysadmin troubleshooting joke: every network problem gets blamed on DNS, except for the rare time it turns out to be DHCP instead. Made for network admins, sysadmins and help-desk techs.
It’s the classic sysadmin troubleshooting joke: every network problem gets blamed on DNS, except for the rare time it turns out to be DHCP instead. Made for network admins, sysadmins and help-desk techs.
It’s the classic sysadmin troubleshooting joke: every network problem gets blamed on DNS, except for the rare time it turns out to be DHCP instead. Made for network admins, sysadmins and help-desk techs.
It’s the classic sysadmin troubleshooting joke: every network problem gets blamed on DNS, except for the rare time it turns out to be DHCP instead. Made for network admins, sysadmins and help-desk techs.
A hooded figure in front of a glowing vintage sun badge, cables streaming out like hair. Retro halftone, 70s-poster look.
A hooded figure at a laptop, cables streaming behind like hair, against a retro distressed sunset.
A grumpy gray cat sits on an open laptop full of git merge conflicts under the headline “Cat committed to main.” Printed on a garment-dyed Comfort Colors tee. Made for programmers, developers and sysadmins.
A tiny glowing ghost trapped in a glass jar like a firefly. Wear the proof that you finally caught the bug.
A glowing ghost trapped in a mason jar, held in an open hand. You finally caught the bug.
Bold distressed lettering and a cracked terminal window that says it all: segment fault and a missing semicolon.
Bold distressed lettering with a little terminal window throwing the error every coder knows by heart.
Continue? 9… 8… Yes, another Christmas. A retro arcade game-over screen with a slumped Santa on a knit-look Christmas sweatshirt.
The delay between a dad joke and the silence that follows is three seconds, and the cricket is the only one who laughed. Made for tech dads, nerd dads and geek dads.
The delay between a dad joke and the silence that follows is three seconds, and the cricket is the only one who laughed. Made for tech dads, nerd dads and geek dads.