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Membership in the Uptime Club is limited to admins who hit five nines, which allows about five minutes of downtime a year. Members only, since 2003. Made for sysadmins, on-call engineers and IT admins.
It’s the classic sysadmin troubleshooting joke: every network problem gets blamed on DNS, except for the rare time it turns out to be DHCP instead. Made for network admins, sysadmins and help-desk techs.
A hooded figure in front of a glowing vintage sun badge, cables streaming out like hair. Retro halftone, 70s-poster look.
A grumpy gray cat sits on an open laptop full of git merge conflicts under the headline “Cat committed to main.” Printed on a garment-dyed Comfort Colors tee. Made for programmers, developers and sysadmins.
A tiny glowing ghost trapped in a glass jar like a firefly. Wear the proof that you finally caught the bug.
Bold distressed lettering with a little terminal window throwing the error every coder knows by heart.
The delay between a dad joke and the silence that follows is three seconds, and the cricket is the only one who laughed. Made for tech dads, nerd dads and geek dads.
A pie chart of how dad really spends his free time: rebooting the router, finding the remote, fixing the printer, resetting passwords, explaining the cloud and checking the thermostat. Made for tech dads, nerd dads and geek dads.
Dad is the system administrator of the house, and only he has root access to the thermostat. Made for tech dads, nerd dads and geek dads.
A skeleton slumped face-down on the keyboard, cold coffee spilled. The unofficial motto of every developer at 2am.
Deprecated code still works but is marked for removal, while depreciated means losing value with age, like an aging programmer who still delivers. Made for programmers, sysadmins and tech dads who keep legacy code running.
A deadpan tactical penguin, headset on, guards the server rack. The servers will stay on. The tee for sysadmins and DevOps engineers.
A scruffy raccoon in a Ctrl Alt Tee hoodie and headlamp holds a glowing green ethernet cable beside a dumpster of old computers.
A bold troubleshooting flowchart titled “Flowchart of My Life”: if it is working, do not touch it; if it is broken, blame the user. Printed on a garment-dyed Comfort Colors tee. Made for sysadmins, IT support and developers.
A soft, cozy ghost with its nose in a thick programming manual, a precarious stack of technical books below.
A grinning jack-o’-lantern with a glowing terminal cursor for a mouth, for every developer who has force-pushed to main.