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Membership in the Uptime Club is limited to admins who hit five nines, which allows about five minutes of downtime a year. Members only, since 2003. Made for sysadmins, on-call engineers and IT admins.
It’s the classic sysadmin troubleshooting joke: every network problem gets blamed on DNS, except for the rare time it turns out to be DHCP instead. Made for network admins, sysadmins and help-desk techs.
It mimics a system log message to say that, like a locked-down policy, the sysadmin’s feelings have also been restricted by admin rights. Made for sysadmins, IT admins and help-desk techs.
The crow is a hoarder like every sysadmin who keeps a drawer of spare cables nobody can ever bring themselves to throw away. Made for IT admins, sysadmins and network engineers.
The night-shift sysadmin owl is wide awake, coffee in hand, pager on its chest, and once again the one who is on call. Made for sysadmins, on-call engineers and IT admins.