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Membership in the Uptime Club is limited to admins who hit five nines, which allows about five minutes of downtime a year. Members only, since 2003. Made for sysadmins, on-call engineers and IT admins.
It’s the classic sysadmin troubleshooting joke: every network problem gets blamed on DNS, except for the rare time it turns out to be DHCP instead. Made for network admins, sysadmins and help-desk techs.
Deprecated code still works but is marked for removal, while depreciated means losing value with age, like an aging programmer who still delivers. Made for programmers, sysadmins and tech dads who keep legacy code running.
A bold troubleshooting flowchart titled “Flowchart of My Life”: if it is working, do not touch it; if it is broken, blame the user. Printed on a garment-dyed Comfort Colors tee. Made for sysadmins, IT support and developers.
It mimics a system log message to say that, like a locked-down policy, the sysadmin’s feelings have also been restricted by admin rights. Made for sysadmins, IT admins and help-desk techs.
The crow is a hoarder like every sysadmin who keeps a drawer of spare cables nobody can ever bring themselves to throw away. Made for IT admins, sysadmins and network engineers.
The night-shift sysadmin owl is wide awake, coffee in hand, pager on its chest, and once again the one who is on call. Made for sysadmins, on-call engineers and IT admins.