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$22.99 – $27.99Price range: $22.99 through $27.99
Membership in the Uptime Club is limited to admins who hit five nines, which allows about five minutes of downtime a year. Members only, since 2003. Made for sysadmins, on-call engineers and IT admins.
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$49.99
It’s the classic sysadmin troubleshooting joke: every network problem gets blamed on DNS, except for the rare time it turns out to be DHCP instead. Made for network admins, sysadmins and help-desk techs.
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$17.99 – $19.99Price range: $17.99 through $19.99
It’s the classic sysadmin troubleshooting joke: every network problem gets blamed on DNS, except for the rare time it turns out to be DHCP instead. Made for network admins, sysadmins and help-desk techs.
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$22.99 – $27.99Price range: $22.99 through $27.99
It’s the classic sysadmin troubleshooting joke: every network problem gets blamed on DNS, except for the rare time it turns out to be DHCP instead. Made for network admins, sysadmins and help-desk techs.
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$49.99
It’s the classic sysadmin troubleshooting joke: every network problem gets blamed on DNS, except for the rare time it turns out to be DHCP instead. Made for network admins, sysadmins and help-desk techs.
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$49.99
A bold troubleshooting flowchart titled “Flowchart of My Life”: if it is working, do not touch it; if it is broken, blame the user. Printed on a Gildan 18500 hoodie. Made for sysadmins, IT support and developers.
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$22.99 – $27.99Price range: $22.99 through $27.99
A bold troubleshooting flowchart titled “Flowchart of My Life”: if it is working, do not touch it; if it is broken, blame the user. Printed on a garment-dyed Comfort Colors tee. Made for sysadmins, IT support and developers.
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$49.99
It mimics a system log message to say that, like a locked-down policy, the sysadmin’s feelings have also been restricted by admin rights. Made for sysadmins, IT admins and help-desk techs.
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$17.99 – $19.99Price range: $17.99 through $19.99
It mimics a system log message to say that, like a locked-down policy, the sysadmin’s feelings have also been restricted by admin rights. Made for sysadmins, IT admins and help-desk techs.
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$22.99 – $27.99Price range: $22.99 through $27.99
It mimics a system log message to say that, like a locked-down policy, the sysadmin’s feelings have also been restricted by admin rights. Made for sysadmins, IT admins and help-desk techs.
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$49.99
It mimics a system log message to say that, like a locked-down policy, the sysadmin’s feelings have also been restricted by admin rights. Made for sysadmins, IT admins and help-desk techs.
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$49.99
The crow is a hoarder like every sysadmin who keeps a drawer of spare cables nobody can ever bring themselves to throw away. Made for IT admins, sysadmins and network engineers.
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$17.99 – $19.99Price range: $17.99 through $19.99
The crow is a hoarder like every sysadmin who keeps a drawer of spare cables nobody can ever bring themselves to throw away. Made for IT admins, sysadmins and network engineers.
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$22.99 – $27.99Price range: $22.99 through $27.99
The crow is a hoarder like every sysadmin who keeps a drawer of spare cables nobody can ever bring themselves to throw away. Made for IT admins, sysadmins and network engineers.
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$49.99
The crow is a hoarder like every sysadmin who keeps a drawer of spare cables nobody can ever bring themselves to throw away. Made for IT admins, sysadmins and network engineers.
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$49.99
A vintage dictionary entry defines sudo as “to speak with authority you were not given.” Printed on a Gildan 18500 hoodie. Made for Linux users, sysadmins and developers.