Dad Joke Latency Hoodie | 3 Seconds of Silence
$49.99The delay between a dad joke and the silence that follows is three seconds, and the cricket is the only one who laughed. Made for tech dads, nerd dads and geek dads.
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The delay between a dad joke and the silence that follows is three seconds, and the cricket is the only one who laughed. Made for tech dads, nerd dads and geek dads.

A pie chart of how dad really spends his free time: rebooting the router, finding the remote, fixing the printer, resetting passwords, explaining the cloud and checking the thermostat. Made for tech dads, nerd dads and geek dads.

Dad is the system administrator of the house, and only he has root access to the thermostat. Made for tech dads, nerd dads and geek dads.

Deprecated code still works but is marked for removal, while depreciated means losing value with age, like an aging programmer who still delivers. Made for programmers, sysadmins and tech dads who keep legacy code running.

It mimics a system log message to say that, like a locked-down policy, the sysadmin’s feelings have also been restricted by admin rights. Made for sysadmins, IT admins and help-desk techs.

Dad knows the Wi-Fi password, everyone asks him for it, and he is not sure he should share it. Made for tech dads, nerd dads and geek dads.

Dad is past his warranty period, creaks a little, and is still running and fixing everything in the house. Made for tech dads, nerd dads and geek dads.