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Membership in the Uptime Club is limited to admins who hit five nines, which allows about five minutes of downtime a year. Members only, since 2003. Made for sysadmins, on-call engineers and IT admins.
It’s the classic sysadmin troubleshooting joke: every network problem gets blamed on DNS, except for the rare time it turns out to be DHCP instead. Made for network admins, sysadmins and help-desk techs.
It’s the classic sysadmin troubleshooting joke: every network problem gets blamed on DNS, except for the rare time it turns out to be DHCP instead. Made for network admins, sysadmins and help-desk techs.
It’s the classic sysadmin troubleshooting joke: every network problem gets blamed on DNS, except for the rare time it turns out to be DHCP instead. Made for network admins, sysadmins and help-desk techs.
It’s the classic sysadmin troubleshooting joke: every network problem gets blamed on DNS, except for the rare time it turns out to be DHCP instead. Made for network admins, sysadmins and help-desk techs.
A hooded figure in front of a glowing vintage sun badge, cables streaming out like hair. Retro halftone, 70s-poster look.
A hooded figure at a laptop, cables streaming behind like hair, against a retro distressed sunset.
A grumpy gray cat sits on an open laptop full of git merge conflicts under the headline “Cat committed to main.” Printed on a garment-dyed Comfort Colors tee. Made for programmers, developers and sysadmins.
The delay between a dad joke and the silence that follows is three seconds, and the cricket is the only one who laughed. Made for tech dads, nerd dads and geek dads.
The delay between a dad joke and the silence that follows is three seconds, and the cricket is the only one who laughed. Made for tech dads, nerd dads and geek dads.
A pie chart of how dad really spends his free time: rebooting the router, finding the remote, fixing the printer, resetting passwords, explaining the cloud and checking the thermostat. Made for tech dads, nerd dads and geek dads.
A pie chart of how dad really spends his free time: rebooting the router, finding the remote, fixing the printer, resetting passwords, explaining the cloud and checking the thermostat. Made for tech dads, nerd dads and geek dads.
Dad is the system administrator of the house, and only he has root access to the thermostat. Made for tech dads, nerd dads and geek dads.
Dad is the system administrator of the house, and only he has root access to the thermostat. Made for tech dads, nerd dads and geek dads.
Deprecated code still works but is marked for removal, while depreciated means losing value with age, like an aging programmer who still delivers. Made for programmers, sysadmins and tech dads who keep legacy code running.
Deprecated code still works but is marked for removal, while depreciated means losing value with age, like an aging programmer who still delivers. Made for programmers, sysadmins and tech dads who keep legacy code running.