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$49.99
Deprecated code still works but is marked for removal, while depreciated means losing value with age, like an aging programmer who still delivers. Made for programmers, sysadmins and tech dads who keep legacy code running.
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$49.99
A deadpan tactical penguin, headset on, guards the server rack. The servers will stay on. The hoodie for sysadmins and DevOps engineers.
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$17.99 – $19.99Price range: $17.99 through $19.99
A deadpan tactical penguin, headset on, guards the server rack. The servers will stay on. The mug for sysadmins and DevOps engineers.
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$22.99 – $27.99Price range: $22.99 through $27.99
A deadpan tactical penguin, headset on, guards the server rack. The servers will stay on. The tee for sysadmins and DevOps engineers.
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$24.99 – $29.99Price range: $24.99 through $29.99
A scruffy raccoon in a Ctrl Alt Tee hoodie and headlamp holds a glowing green ethernet cable beside a dumpster of old computers.
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$49.99
A bold troubleshooting flowchart titled “Flowchart of My Life”: if it is working, do not touch it; if it is broken, blame the user. Printed on a Gildan 18500 hoodie. Made for sysadmins, IT support and developers.
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$22.99 – $27.99Price range: $22.99 through $27.99
A bold troubleshooting flowchart titled “Flowchart of My Life”: if it is working, do not touch it; if it is broken, blame the user. Printed on a garment-dyed Comfort Colors tee. Made for sysadmins, IT support and developers.
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$49.99
A ghost who finally read the documentation. A spooky, funny hoodie for developers, sysadmins and DevOps engineers.
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$22.99 – $27.99Price range: $22.99 through $27.99
A soft, cozy ghost with its nose in a thick programming manual, a precarious stack of technical books below.
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$49.99
A grinning jack-o’-lantern with a glowing green terminal cursor for a mouth. The scariest command in programming.
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$22.99 – $27.99Price range: $22.99 through $27.99
A grinning jack-o’-lantern with a glowing terminal cursor for a mouth, for every developer who has force-pushed to main.
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$49.99
It mimics a system log message to say that, like a locked-down policy, the sysadmin’s feelings have also been restricted by admin rights. Made for sysadmins, IT admins and help-desk techs.
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$17.99 – $19.99Price range: $17.99 through $19.99
It mimics a system log message to say that, like a locked-down policy, the sysadmin’s feelings have also been restricted by admin rights. Made for sysadmins, IT admins and help-desk techs.
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$22.99 – $27.99Price range: $22.99 through $27.99
It mimics a system log message to say that, like a locked-down policy, the sysadmin’s feelings have also been restricted by admin rights. Made for sysadmins, IT admins and help-desk techs.
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$49.99
It mimics a system log message to say that, like a locked-down policy, the sysadmin’s feelings have also been restricted by admin rights. Made for sysadmins, IT admins and help-desk techs.
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$22.99 – $27.99Price range: $22.99 through $27.99
For every developer who has copy-pasted an AI-generated answer into production and regretted it. Total, unshakeable confidence.